It was very confusing. I have no answers for you, I’m afraid. All I know is that I am down one sock and there is a house elf around here who has it and will not look me in the eye. I probably don’t want that sock anyway now… Should I give him the other one so that he has a matching pair? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night, I swear! Most people, hm? Well, I’ll put myself in that small percentage of the ones who don’t… Just to make things interesting for you. We can’t have everyone just absolutely mad about you, can we?
Aha! I knew it. I’m an expert in spotting fake hair. And you almost got away with it, too… Err, you’re welcome. Sorry. My filter doesn’t always… Work… Haha, yes… Those dolls have plastic hair. Never moves. Just perfect all of the time. A bit scary, really. Not that your hair is scary. I’m going to shut up now…
I suppose. It’s just a bother sometimes when you realize that you’re the same as a lot of people. Perhaps I want to be a bit different, hm? Maybe I want to stand out. Like you. The kind Slytherin or something. There’s a chance that I’d like to be the… Shy Gryffindor or something. Well, not exactly that, but you get the idea. I’d like to be mysterious. I’m afraid that I’m not at all, though. Yes, you’re right. I just wish that I fit into that elite group. Oh, woe is me.
Why can’t we? I promise, I won’t let it get to my head. I try my hardest to be nice, I really do. In fact if anything, the adoration of others is what has made me the good person that you see standing before you. I might have allowed myself to become twisted and warped and horrid if it weren’t for the love of the people.
My hair moves.. I move it all the time. Nope, no fake plastic Ken hair for me. The only thing truly Ken like about me is my abs. You can keep talking… it’s all right to blunder about a bit. You’ve a lovely voice, and as long as you keep talking, I’ll keep listening.
You do stick out, though. I mean there’s brave.. and then there is almost foolishly brave. I don’t know anyone with enough guts to fly about the pitch when they were pulled out of lessons in first year. No, you’re enchanting just the way that you are. If you were an anomaly, I think all the boys hearts would just break. You can’t be that pretty and an enigma. It just wouldn’t be fair, now would it?