sophiaerin:

It was very confusing. I have no answers for you, I’m afraid. All I know is that I am down one sock and there is a house elf around here who has it and will not look me in the eye. I probably don’t want that sock anyway now… Should I give him the other one so that he has a matching pair? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night, I swear! Most people, hm? Well, I’ll put myself in that small percentage of the ones who don’t… Just to make things interesting for you. We can’t have everyone just absolutely mad about you, can we?

Aha! I knew it. I’m an expert in spotting fake hair. And you almost got away with it, too… Err, you’re welcome. Sorry. My filter doesn’t always… Work… Haha, yes… Those dolls have plastic hair. Never moves. Just perfect all of the time. A bit scary, really. Not that your hair is scary. I’m going to shut up now…

I suppose. It’s just a bother sometimes when you realize that you’re the same as a lot of people. Perhaps I want to be a bit different, hm? Maybe I want to stand out. Like you. The kind Slytherin or something. There’s a chance that I’d like to be the… Shy Gryffindor or something. Well, not exactly that, but you get the idea. I’d like to be mysterious. I’m afraid that I’m not at all, though. Yes, you’re right. I just wish that I fit into that elite group. Oh, woe is me.

Why can’t we? I promise, I won’t let it get to my head. I try my hardest to be nice, I really do. In fact if anything, the adoration of others is what has made me the good person that you see standing before you. I might have allowed myself to become twisted and warped and horrid if it weren’t for the love of the people. 

My hair moves.. I move it all the time. Nope, no fake plastic Ken hair for me. The only thing truly Ken like about me is my abs. You can keep talking… it’s all right to blunder about a bit. You’ve a lovely voice, and as long as you keep talking, I’ll keep listening.

You do stick out, though. I mean there’s brave.. and then there is almost foolishly brave. I don’t know anyone with enough guts to fly about the pitch when they were pulled out of lessons in first year. No, you’re enchanting just the way that you are. If you  were an anomaly,  I think all the boys hearts would just break. You can’t be that pretty and an enigma. It just wouldn’t be fair, now would it?

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sophiaerin:

Well, we can’t be having that, now can we? I must preserve my strength and strike when you’re not expecting it. I can be sneaky too, I swear. Fierce? Hmm, I suppose you could say that. And you barely know me. You don’t even know how fierce I can possibly be. Yes, feed me. I’ll love it. I like to be fed, that’s for sure. I’m not shy about that. The elves love you? I gave one a sock once. It was rather confused. I didn’t really mean to. We were both very unsure about what was going on… Merlin, has anyone told you that you have perfect hair? Like a Ken doll. It’s ridiculous. Is it even real?

… Sorry. But I’m glad that you don’t enjoy stereotypes. I mean, I don’t really think that anybody does, but you go the extra step. Unfortunately… I think I fit my stereotype perfectly. Gryffindor and all. I don’t think I’m much different from the rest of my house.

Why did you have an extra sock? I suppose that doesn’t really matter. Do you even count as it’s master? Was it free? So many questions, so few answers. But.. yes, the house elves are quite fond of me. Most people are, to be honest. 

Nope. Fake hair, actually. It’s implants. They did a fair job on the hair line, I think. Of course it’s my hair. And.. well a thank you is in order. I was blessed naturally with these golden locks.. and I have to say, they’re far softer than a Ken dolls. Aren’t those made of that palstic muggle stuff?

Oh, there’s nothing wrong with stereotypes. I mean, some of them exists for a reason, and if you’re an ideal Gryffindor, then at least the hat did it’s job and you fit right in. It’s just more mysterious and fun when people are contradictory. Besides, not every one in your house is the epitome of a Gryffindor, same as I’m not a typical Slytherin, am I right?

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sophiaerin:

Well, if that’s the case, I sure hope that he gets a laugh out of the memory… It’s caused me nothing but grief since I was eleven! Ugh, food. Great… Now my stomach’s growling. Merlin, it’s loud. Oh, what an evil plan you have. So evil that I might just have to thwart it. However, the idea of food is too strong. I’m weak. I don’t think that I can fight it!

Evil planning…? Oh, you’re a Slytherin, then? Funny… You don’t really seem to be the stereotypical Slytherin. I like that.

Oh, if you’re weak you shouldn’t try and fight it… you’ll only decrease your strength more. And I think you’re usually quite a fierce girl aren’t you? This isn’t the sort of evil that needs to be thwarted anyway. I’ll feed you, we’ll talk, it’ll be lovely I promise. Besides, the kitchen elves adore me. I’m sure they’ll make you anything you’d like and probably more than you could eat in a week. But, yes I’m a Slytherin. But stereotypes… they’re so boring aren’t they? Nope, much more fun to march to your own drum.

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sophiaerin:

It was awful. I still haven’t lived it down. Hooch can’t even look me in the eye. And I’m sure that Dumbledore hates me. Or something. He always chuckles when I walk past… Pretty unnerving, to tell you the truth. Nate Nott, huh? That’s a fun name. Much better than mine. I like yours. My name is like pasta…? Ha! I’m okay with that. But, if you keep talking about food, I’m going to get pretty hungry. Pasta is delicious though. Does that mean I’m delicious? I can live with that.

Now, now, Dumbledore hate someone? No, I’m sure he thinks of you fondly. The memory of little Sophie trying to ride a broom has probably been the source of a patronus charm or two for him. I wouldn’t worry about it at all. Food is pretty much the best thing ever Sophie. In fact, I shan’t stop. You’ll be so hungry, you in all your scrumptiousness will be forced to get something to eat with me.

The sad thing is, that’s as evil as my planning gets. I feel as though I’m letting my house down…

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sophiaerin:

Hooch kicked me out the first day. Or she tried to, anyway. Dumbledore just laughed and decided to sit in on the class to see just how bad I was… And when I accidentally almost slammed into him, he decided that maybe my “skills” would be better suited for… Other… Things. Not flying, basically. It was a dare, today. And I don’t back down from those. Sophie. Sophia makes me sound like an old lady. And you are…? Uh… Thanks. Really. Here, lemme help. It’s the least I could do for, y’know, destroying the place.

That story was equal parts hilarious and depressing. Poor eleven year old Sophie, spectacle on the pitch. Watch the Amazing Sophie, as she attempts not to die while flying her broom! I’m Nate. Nate Nott. The alliteration, I know I know. I lucked out name wise, what can I say? But so did you. Sophia is a good name. Soft, pretty, almost foreign sounding. Your name sounds like… pasta. Man, I love pasta. Warm and comforting. Yeah, you’ve got a good name. 

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sophiaerin:

Talent… Yep, that’s what that is. Or being way too stupid for my own good. “Get on a broom,” they said! “It’ll be fun,” they said! Ugh… No, I’m fine. I think. Except for a wounded ego and maybe a few bruises… I’ll live, though. Err… Nobody saw that, right? Well, except for you. I will pay you not to tell anyone. Really.

Didn’t you take flying lessons first year? You probably made Hooch cry. Hell, I’d give money to see you and her interact. But, don’t worry, Sophie… Sophia? Well, whatever your name is, your secret is safe with me. The only people that will know your shame are right here on the pitch. I’ll right the pole though, or people will be wondering what’s happened. You can see the pitch from some of the towers I’m sure, and a Gryffindor or Ravenclaw or two will notice. And then your secret will be out.

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sophiaerin:

Where the bloody hell did my broom go? … And the quaffle? Merlin, is one of the poles down? 

Great. Lovely. Wonderful. Outstanding, Soph…

Losing the Quaffle is pretty common.. and I guess even the broom is understandable. But it takes talent to knock down a pole. They’re enchanted to stay up. You didn’t hurt yourself did you? That sounded a bit mean.. but I genuinely meant it, you are all right aren’t you?

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