"Wound you? I WOUND you? Well, those
are some things that I’m afraid I just cannot
kiss better. You might have to see a nurse
for that, darling.”

{ Stop making her laugh so hard. She’s
trying so very hard to be good. She licked
her own spoon clean, grinning around it
as she watched him. Merlin, he was a
piece of work. }

"A jouster? You think I could joust? I do
fairly well on a horse, don’t get me wrong
— But I don’t think anything involving battle
is something I’m suited for. I would just
close my eyes and scream the whole time
until it’s over.”

"See, you hurt me, but I don’t
need a nurse. I think your smile
didn’t wonders all on it’s own.”

{ It’s just habit, the urge to
keep her laughing, to keep
smiles on other people’s 
faces. It’s what he’s good at
making people happy. }

"The beauty of it, is that’s all
you have to do. Your screams of terror 
will have the other guy go easy on you
and then, blamo slamo, hit em with your
mast. They’re done for. It’s mostly ‘bout
balance anyway.”

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"It’s not that I can’t do it, I simply don’t
WANT to. I’m perfectly capable of doing
this essay, but… How wrong would it be
to pay an underclassman to do it for me?”

"I have no doubt that your
essay would be beautifully
written and of visionary wit

                 But I mean how else will
                 they learn? you’re really
                 doing them a service.”

{It’s not that he’s bored
and wants her to hang
out with him. oh no,
definitely not.}

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#fc:2 #littlemisscissa



"I woke up this morning wearing a
Ravenclaw tie. And only a Ravenclaw
tie. Would someone care to fill me
in on just what happened?”

"You get like 4 shots in and you
just stop listening to everyone else.
Like, at all. I’m pretty sure he was
only a 5th year.”



"Now, Nate — Don’t give up now.
You’ve almost mastered silverware.”

{ She threw him a teasing grin before placing
the napkin back on the table, trying to contain
the multitude of giggles that threatened to spill
from her lips. It wasn’t even THAT funny of a
situation — But his reactions were to die for. }

"Me? A knight?  think I’m severly
underqualified for such a position.”

"You start from the outside
and work your way in. I know
that much is true, when it comes
to cutlery. Doe, your incorrect
perception of my ignorance…..

            it wounds me.”

{ There’s light that shines through
in her smile that has him laughing
around his spoon. Pleased and content
enough to stay like this, silly and light }

"Now now, Doe don’t sell
yourself short little one.
You’ve got a good heart,
and I think you could be a 
fair jouster, with lessons.”

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"Oh, Merlin. Take a breath, Nate.
Here — It’ll all be over soon.”

{ She let out a giggle, moving to brush her
thumb along his cheek to get rid of the —
Whatever it was. Honestly, considering the
consistency and color? She wasn’t quite
sure what she wanted to know. }

"There. All better."

"Why do I even try?"

{ he groans around his utensil
but leans over, to let her clear
whatever had the nerve to linger
on his face. }

"Look at you little Doe,
being my knight in shining armor.”

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ayyyyyy buddies like this and I’ll make a starter based on your wishlist!!!!

4 hours ago     REBLOG



{ Forgive her for staring — She was
trying to find the right opportunity to
say this. }

           ”You… Have something on your face.”


             { oh god no. He has great table manners.
                   his napkins are cloth for heavens sake. }

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Hey, hey lone wanderer
sew your backpack back together
pieces of you
have fallen out
nobody can pick them up for you
so trace your steps in reverse
and fill your trouser pockets
with all you’ve ever been

I know the difficulty of climbing
with the weight
but hey, lone wanderer
didn’t you know the mountains
are only for the fragmented
so be fascinated
with the exquisiteness of you
just remember not to lose
on the way

Emily M. - The Road to the Mountains (via wnq-writers)
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"Are you breaking up with me?"
"Are you having nightmares again?"
"Anything you want to say?"
"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."
"Balloons? Really?"
"Be quiet!"
"But what if we get caught?"
"Can you not?"
"Care to tell me what’s going on?"
"Come find me."
"Did you even love me?"
"Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t touch me."
"Do you love him/her?"
"Do you love me?"
"Everyone leaves."
"Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." 
"Fine, I’ll go."
"Fight me for it."
"Fuck it."
"Get away from me."
"How high are you?"
"How did you get here?"
"I bought a goat."
"If what we had was real, how could you be fine?"
"I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid."
"I hate you."
"I’ll bet you a dollar."
"I said that I’m in love with you."
"I think I’m pregnant."
"I’m going to kill you."
"I’m not eating that."
"Is that a chicken?"
"It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good."
"Jokes on me, huh?"
"Just friends?"
"Just let me go."
"Just tell me the truth!" 
"Kiss me."
"Kicking someone is not a form of romance."
"Let me explain."
"Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture."
"Maybe you should go."
"Maybe fuck you will be our always."
"May need you to bail me out of jail."
"Miss you."
"No. The answer is no."
"Not drunk enough for this."
"Never, ever doing that again."
"Okay, I know this looks bad…"
"Please don’t."
"Please stop talking."
"Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus."
"Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach."
"Quiet! Someone’s going to hear."
"Quit being annoying."
"Really, where were you?"
"Right. Of course it’s my fault."
"Silly of me to think you actually cared."
"Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple."
"So… How’s the weather?"
"Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog."
"There’s something wrong with you."
"This definitely isn’t what it looks like."
"Us? There is no us."
"Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry."
"Unfortunately, she/he said no." 
"Very cute."
"We can’t do this."
"Was it just a lie?"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Wait! Hold on!" 
"Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?"
"What the hell?"
"Why are you naked?"
"Why is there silly string everywhere?"
"Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" 
"Without you, I’m lost."
"X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?"
"You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore."
"You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…"
"Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation."
"Zelda is more important right now." 

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#;; memes



"Nathaniel Nott, you might just be
the silliest boy I’ve ever had the
pleasure of knowing.”

{ She had to make it clear — That it was
in fact a pleasure. Otherwise, she could
accidentally come off as saarcastic or rude.
And that? Well, that just wasn’t her. Sure,
she has her moments, but Doe has always
been good at heart.

                The blonde listened to his laugh and
                butterflies started emerging in her
                stomach, fluttering around and causing
                a warm feeling to spread all over her
                body. Not fair. Not even close. }

"I think you have your girls confused.
That would be Lily — Maybe even Fern.
But not me. I’m no flower.”

{ Doe smoothed a piece of long hair away
from her face, giving him a gentle tap on the
knee before crossing over to the cupboards
and taking a glance inside. Half because
she was searching for food, the other half
because she didn’t want him to see just how
red her cheeks were by this point. }

"Well, I certainly hope I receive one.
I might be incredibly bitter if I don’t —
I won’t show it, no, but I will be. You’ll
know by the lack of pies you’ll be getting.”

{ She’s teasing, tossing him a bright smile
before her head disappeared into the
cupboard once more. }

"You have your pick.
What do you want, hm?”


"You keep being pleased, and I’ll keep
being silly. It’s an arrangement that seems
to be working out so far after all.”

{ His face softens as he looks at her,
flushed and pretty, sweeter than the pies
she baked. Doe’s always brought out the best
in him, he thinks.

                  He wishes life could always
                  be this way, be made up of
                  laughter and the lingering smell
                  of baked in vanilla }

"I think every girl is a flower.
Some have thorns, some bloom
early, some take their time. Some,
like you, have a pretty pink flush.”

{ His legs swing in reaction,
toes skimming the ground
fingers drumming against
the counter. She looks good
in motion, at home and at ease
here in the kitchens, a thought
that makes him only smile wider. }

             ”Like I wouldn’t give
              one to my favourite

{ She tucked herself into the cupboard
and he let himself beam, happy just to
share the space she loved so much. }

            “Pasta would be good.
             I dunno, Doe. Whatever
             you wanna make darling.”